I’m actually a pretty good rule follower (when I don’t find the rules harmful), I have never been arrested, or fired from a job, never hit my children, my credit score is amazing and I don’t do drugs, including alcohol. I’m a suburban, teetotaling, kid/animal loving, mathematician… with a mouth like a drunken sailor and a fascination for weird stuff.
It didn’t get any weirder than it did on Tuesday when two officers from the Department of Homeland Security showed up at my door (cyber division) but I was totally into it because its really weird. Also, I love men in authority with guns. Please, I’m sure you have your weird fantasy thing too so don’t act like I’m the only one.
“Hello ma’am, We are from Homeland Security.” the men smiled.
“Are you here about my chickens?” with a huge smile on my face.
Yes I really did say that.
They came to my home because of something I said on Facebook. Apparently my offence was I said that “I wanted to take Sean Spiller down.” Now there was only 3 ways a normal English speaking person could take that,
I wanted to have him arrested
Ruin his political Career
Get him on his back college wrestling style
I just want to be clear, while I do weight train (because it reduces the risk of osteoporosis), I am in No physical shape to competitively wrestle adult men. So don’t worry Sean, you are safe.
I have to say, when they said his name, that irritated me just as much as if they would have mentioned our Hitler style Governor. Sean is the head of the NJEA and the NUMBER 1 REASON my child still wears a mask to school right now. Did I mention Sean is a cuck for the Democratic party and the Mayor of Montclair NJ? One of the few insane towns in NJ with an indoor mask mandate right now. All the science is out there on MSNBC and CNN, however, Sean and the Democrat dopes on his council are still holding onto the lie so they don’t have to be admit to being wrong.
LET ME BE CLEAR: DEMOCRATS WEAR MASKS BECAUSE THEIR MASTERS TOLD THEM TO. ITS NOT ABOUT SCIENCE.
Side note: I wonder if Sean is a little miffed at Murphy at his current decision to unmask the kids March 7th.
“You should be investigating HIM!!” I told them sternly. Then I just rattled off why he is an awful human, forgetting that these people were actually at my home investigating me. I am so righteously indignant when it comes to that asshole. But, just because I hate him doesn’t mean that I’m ACTUALLY going to physically hurt him. I don’t even like to kill spiders. I can’t even watch movies where other people get hurt, including the villains. I had to walk out on Pulp Fiction because it was too violent for me (ask my mom, she walked out too!). And that’s why I’m so mad about the masks. These people, Like Sean Spiller, are HURTING kids and gaslighting the parents, pretending that they are fine. The kids are NOT FINE.
But I digress…
The DHS boys told me that it was obvious that I wasn’t going to physically hurt Sean.
We laughed together at that absurd notion of that entire thing. Then I told them everything that I had planned on doing in the next month to ensure that the masks stay off my kid, none of which had anything to do with Sean.
They told me they follow this news letter, Count on Me, NJ fresh face schools, twitter and my Nik Sto account. To be completely transparent, I gave them a list of my Instagram, Tic-Toc, and listed my 6 fb alts, they seemed to be less interested in all the internet accounts I have. But I want to make it clear, I am nothing but transparent and consistent, and that was probably obvious when they investigated my accounts. I have nothing to hide, I did nothing wrong, I do nothing wrong. I certainly don’t force ineffective masks on a population of children who don’t need an intervention just to save face…. like someone ELSE I know
I probably told them too much, but I really have nothing to hide and I was completely amused that they showed up that my door. The first thing I did when they left was call my dad, because I’m sure he’d find the entire thing hilarious. I texted Kristen (my lawyer) a pict of the officer’s cards, she immediately called me on the phone and literally, for a straight 5 minutes of the conversation, we laughed at each other, laughing at each other. If my phone was tapped, that was probably the funniest wire tap conversation ever.
Guess what my next move was…
Meme’d the hell out of my experience, the officers, Sean M. Spiller then put it on FB, Twitter, Instagram, Tic-Toc and tagged Homeland Security. Then Homeland security stopped allowing me to tag them in photos on Twitter. LMAOOOOOO smart move on their part.
Instead of doing work on Tuesday, I made memes and I got calls on the phone from friends, family, freedom fighters, radio show hosts, congressional candidates, and my mayor. All of which tried to give messages through my phone to DHS, just incase my phone was tapped. HAHAHAH
We all thought it was a big joke… But, then I got a call from my friend who is the wife of a former police detective and she said that her husband was angry for me. He was angry because I was obviously targeted by someone with power. There was no way that anyone would investigate me, or come to my home for what I said. Because clearly “taking someone down” is not an actual physical threat. Certainly they wouldn’t bother with me after they did a back ground check.
Then it was clear.
Someone was trying to shut me up who had a little more influence than the average person.
I said worse things about Puck-Up Phil Murphy … so what was special about my comments on Sean?… or maybe it was more about my articles about Sean...
CALL TO ACTION- Our children are being held captive by the Mayor of Montclair
Or maybe it had nothing to do with him.
Maybe its my following.
Maybe its the fact that I put out a call to action and immediately 20,000 emails and 1000s of telephones go out to Senators and Assemblyman.
Maybe its my team of people who pressured Murphy, Democrats and Republicans so much that Murphy was the FIRST of the “hold out states” to commit to unmasking the kids. And his move to unmask, started an entire cascade throughout the Democrat states.
Then I thought… what if I was someone else?
What if I was a mom who maybe had a shady past, didn’t want anyone looking into it? Or just a mom intimidated by cops and afraid of the unknown? What if I was a single mom, concerned for my job, concerned that DHS would go there to investigate me?
And that’s when I got angry.
There are other women in this world who are not me. They would be upset that DHS came to their door. They would be embarrassed. Intimidated. Ashamed. They certainly wouldn’t double down like I do. They certainly wouldn’t be bold enough to put out this meme.
Then I realized, there’s no agency for me to complain to. If I was politically connected, I could just call up my friends and the FBI and have them investigate what happened at the DHS. I could play their spy vs. spy game. As an average citizen, I am at a disadvantage. Who do I call? Booker? Menendez? Andy Kim? Do you think they give a care about a suburban mom who does not have politically views aligned with Democrats? Who do I call to complain? My township police department? The DHS fellas made sure to tell me 3 times that they couldn’t tell me who called, even when I never asked them. I found that a little strange.
I know you are reading this boys, and its not you. You were kind to me. You humored my weirdness and jokes.
Its them.
Politicians are the problem.
They shouldn’t be “weaponizing” government agencies to intimidate average citizens. Oh how many times did I hear this from people like Tom Woods and Mark Levin? But I just didn’t get it.
Now I get it.
So what do I do about it?
This is why I wrote last night that it is not funny. Knocks on your door with no answer about why they are there and who sent them is Hitler regime style at it’s prime. If you weren’t you, and didn’t have your backbone, who knows what could have happened. As a lawyer, I would have said Where is your warrant? which I know others mentioned. I also said immediately what a waste of tax dollars this is when we have actually criminals out there. The fact that someone is watching YOU and has their eyes in YOU with government money spent on that venture is ludicrous. A mom trying to protect her kids like the rest of us. It begs the question of how many others of us that have criticized the government and Sean Spiller and others, who have written letters, who have actively advocated for our kids, are being watched by our now Big Brother style government. It sickens me.
Make them come with a warrant next time because it would have to clearly state the terms of the why and wherefore.
This is hilarious, except it is so not funny. This is exactly what Merritt Garland, our milquetoast, panty waist Attorney General, who's got "no conflict of interest" just because his son-in-law sells CRT materials to the majority of American schools, and his masters, want. To terrorize and intimidate average Americans using their First Amendment rights in speaking out against the new narrative. I would have been scared. I'm very happy that nothing came of it, because if someone wants to create charges, they create charges. These people are ruthless and they are rabid dogs backed into a corner at this point. The photo of Spiller with his masked toddler shows you we are dealing with sociopathic narcissists who literally have no empathy. It's a mental illness. Mind-control is a powerful thing.
P.S. You're awesome, and we call and email the legislators and gover-notsi constantly. And I am never nice to his staff, sorry, because I assume that stressing them gets back to him. This state is nothing but a stepping stone to him, and he's stepping on our children's heads on his way.